8 Amazing Best Strip Clubs In Europe

If you’ve ever wondered where the best place in Dublin to get an all-nude lap dance is, or where you can smoke Cuban cigars with glamour girls in Germany, you’ve come to the right place. Check out our 8 favorite strip clubs on the continent.

1.London To Lisbon

Whether you’re looking for the most elite girls in London, or traveling abroad on the European continent, you’ve come to the right place to find the best and most luxurious in adult entertainment.  We’ve compiled an amazing list of the most elite gentleman’s and strip clubs from London to Lisbon and beyond. Check out our favorites below and let us know if you agree.

2.Madame Amour

Located in Copenhagen, Denmark, a destination known for their free-spirited ways and the best in excess, Madame Amour’s is a classy and sophisticated place. It’s exclusive, too – you’ll want your concierge to pull some strings to get you and your boys in on the weekends. Whether you’re enjoying one of the cocktails made with their top-shelf liqueurs at the bar, or being treated to your own private show, there’s no denying the tantalizing, accommodating atmosphere.

3.Le Crazy Horse

Firstly, you know you’re in for a treat when you visit one of the most acclaimed strip clubs in Paris. Secondly, can you really beat such a weird and eclectic name as ‘Le Crazy Horse?’ This joint will remind you of that one time your ex-girlfriend forced you to watch Moulin Rouge, minus the boring bits. This is cabaret at its best – aka at its naughtiest. With amazing choreography, girls with legs that go on for days and a laser show, you’ll never want to leave.


You don’t know what you’ve been missing until you visit Playhouse in Warsaw, Poland. This establishment is three levels of fun, sex and satisfaction. There are four bars to make sure you’re good and lubricated, then three VIP rooms to indulge your darkest desires.  Whether you’re in the mood for something sexual, soothing or crazy, these girls will deliver. Bonus – all of the staff and escorts speak English.

5.Relax Nightclub

Where can you drink some of the best champagne in the world, smoke an amazing array of Cuban cigars from an onsite humidor and mix and mingle with a bevy of gorgeous models? It’s all at Relax Nightclub in Hamburg, Germany. Hamburg may not be known for its party scene, but you’ll probably end up there at some point, whether on business or pleasure. You’ll want to make sure you stop by this club regardless. They’ll even send a car to the airport or train station to pick you up, then bring you back for a dip in the pool or a relaxation session in the sauna.


The Portuguese know how to have a great time. You want to go to this amazing club in Lisbon the next time you’re in town. It’s not just beautiful women and throwing your Euros around. Batucada has some great gourmet Portuguese cuisine, some mouthwatering drinks and enough room to go out on the dance floor yourself.

7.Lido Palace

Greece may be suffering from an economic meltdown, but that doesn’t mean that they’ve forgotten how to party. Lido Palace, with its lush and posh decor paired with intriguing light shows, will show you how to lose yourself in the night. Not only can you find the women of your dreams here, but the men as well, if you give them advance notice. Get a little bit too wasted to make your way home? Their taxi service will make sure you get home safe and sound, even if you do go home alone.

8.Angel’s Lap Dancing Club

This Irish bar is close enough to London to make it an easy trip for an all-guys outing or a stag party. You’ll love the perks this club offers up – fully nude lap dances by models from all over the world, a fantastic beer garden and a champagne room where there’s (hint-hint) no champagne.  The lighting, the decor, the gorgeous girls and the overall sensual atmosphere will leave you satisfied and ready for your next big night on the town.